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Spider Pig from Busted Tees

A Boy With No Legs — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 04:59:36 +0000

The dorky snorting laugh snorgers at Snorg Tees have put out a few new funny t-shirts these past couple of weeks. They had an excellent sale, but I was too slow to write about it because I pretty much such at everything.

Anyway, my favorite of their new shirts would be this here “Spider Pig” shirt. I was a huge fan of the spider pig scene in the Simpsons Movie so I got the joke pretty quickly. The fact that they chose a piggy bank shape for the pig makes this shirt that much more ridiculous.

You can get a Spider Pig shirt here, or check out their other new shirts here. Yeaps.

BustedTees: 404 Error, Fart Sandwich and…

A Boy With No Legs — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 04:36:04 +0000

New(ish) shirts from Busted Tees - 404 Error, Fart Sandwich and Laser Pointer. Let’s not kid ourselves, everyone needs a Fart Sandwich shirt…

More here:
This weeks new shirts include: 404 Error, Fart Sandwich and…

The Frugal Tee: T-Shirt Coupon Codes & Sales

Sprinkles The Cat — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:17:41 +0000

For all you frugal shoppers and penny pinchers: Here’s a list of current shirt coupon codes, sales, and sweet deals you can use to your advantage.

There’s nothing wrong with being a cheapskate, especially when you realize any money saved using shirt coupons can be put back into the liquor cabinet. Cha-ching! I’m hoping to make this a regular article posted every month or so so y’all can get your savin’s on.

Anyway, here’s what I was able to compile:

6dollarShirts.com – $6 dollar t-shirts everyday! This has to be the best deal on t-shirts anywhere on the web. Even better is that they offer 10 shirts for only $50. I don’t even know how they make money off the dang things. But it’s definitely a really great deal. Think of this way, you could get 10 of your friends a rad Christmas gift for only $5 each. Do it.
BustedTees: $10 t-shirt mega sale. From now until the end of the year, Busted Tees is offering 100 of their super rad t-shirts for only $10 each. That’s a savings of between $2 and $10 off their normal prices. Pretty sweet.
BustedTees: Buy 3 shirts get free shipping. Pretty simple, but a good deal if you were looking to buy 3 or more shirts anyway.
ChoiceShirts: Buy 3 or more t-shirts and get free shipping.
Crack Smoking Shirts: $5 Clearance T-shirts. You may or may not find any shirts you like in the constantly changing Crack Smoking Clearance bin, but you’d have to be smoking crack for not at least taking a peak at ‘em.
80sTees.com: 10% off coupon. Join the mailing list at 80′s Tees and get a coupon for 10% off your order.
TshirtBordello.com: Buy 3 Get One Free shirt coupon code. Use the code “FREEBEE” for a free t-shirt when you buy 3. Also, don’t forget to check out their sale page for more deals.
ThreadPit: $3.95 random overstock shirts! If you’re the gambling type, you can surprise yourself with a randomly selected t-shirt from ThreadPit for only $3.95! Holy crap. Four bucks is chump change, it’s almost like it’s worth going for just for the sheer excitement of it all. They also have a sale page that’s worth taking a look at.
ThreadPit: 10% off all orders over $50. Discount is given automatically, no shirt coupon needed. Might as well let it happen, eh?
SweetNSourTees.com: Free shipping on all orders over $50. Use the coupon code “FREESHIPFACEBOOK” for free shipping on all orders over $50.
SnorgTees: Sale Page. A quick link to the shirts on sale over at Snorg Tees. They’re also offering free shipping on orders over $60.
NerdyShirts: Sale page. Take a look at the tees Nerdy Shirts has for sale. They’re also offering free shipping when you buy 4 t-shirts. Yeap.
IhateClowns.com: New customers coupon code. Use the shirt coupon code “YAKKO” for 10% off your first order with IhateClowns.
DeezTees: Buy 3 shirt get one free! – Another good deal if you were planning on getting 3 shirts anyway. They’re also offering 10 shirts for $99 if you’re really going for it.
CrazyDogShirts: $6.99 shirts. Every day, Crazy Dog Shirts offers one of their designs for only $6.99. You have to check back often but eventually one of the shirts you like will be on sale and you’ll save a bunch. Woo hoo! They also have a continuing selection of $9 tees. Check ‘em out.
Threadless: $9 t-shirts. I love Threadless! Their $9 t-shirt page is where you’ll find their best deals. Go go go!

kevindavidcrowe: An old BustedTee I wrote and illustrated….

True Danziger — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:10:25 +0000

Kevin David Crowe from Busted Tee’s shared this old t-shirt design he did that was never used:

An old BustedTee I wrote and illustrated. Happy Halloween! HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM THE BT GRAVEYARD

Read the original here:
kevindavidcrowe:

An old BustedTee I wrote and illustrated….

The Moon: Finders Keepers!

A Boy With No Legs — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:27:41 +0000

All them other space racing countries can suck it. The U.S.A. was on the moon first! Finder keepers, muther fuckers! Naw, but really though, we win!

This scientifically snarky t-shirt from Busted Tee’s depicts solid proof that the United States of America is the sole and rightful owner of the Earths Moon.

You can get your hands on Busted Tee’s “Finders Keepers” shirt by going here.

Amish: Don’t Drive or Drive

A Boy With No Legs — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:30:27 +0000

Making fun of the Amish is hilarious, you know why? Because they don’t use the internet, never leave their all work-no fun communities, and will never, ever know you’re doing it! I thought this “Amish: Don’t Drink or Drive” t-shirt from Busted Tees is pretty funny. A perfect gift for that Straight Edge Atheist Cyclist in your life. My blog sucks.

Here’s an Amish joke that found in an attempt to give this blog post bulk. It’s a cheap, sad attempt. I used the first joke that Google gave me. So here, stupid Amish joke:

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, “My hands are freezing cold.” The mother replied, “Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up.” So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said, “My hands are freezing cold.” The daughter said, “Put them between my legs, they’ll warm up.”

The next day, the boyfriend is driving in the buggy with the daughter. He said, “My nose is freezing cold.” The daughter said, “Put it between my legs. It will warm up.” He did, and his nose warmed up. The next day, the boyfriend is driving again with the daughter and he said, “My penis is frozen solid.” The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, “Have you ever heard of a penis?” The slightly concerned mother says, “Sure, why do you ask?” The daughter says, “Well, they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out.

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Busted Tees: Your Retarded

A Boy With No Legs — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:05:03 +0000

After my vodka-influenced, vomit of a review for Busted Tee’s “F*ck Y*u” t-shirt caused a minor comment skirmish (I love the desperately needed attention and I totally suck an ass) I thought I’d give them a better shake. The truth of the matter is that I actually love their designs. This “Your retarded” t-shirt is one of my favorites.

I actually saw a girl wearing one a few weeks ago. I hadn’t yet seen it on Busted and I didn’t know what to think at first. One pet peeve of mine is people who don’t know the difference between your and you’re. I’m no grammar teacher, but this is one of the easiest things to remember; Your is possessive (your mom, your penis, your doodoo) and you’re is a contraction of “you” and “are” (You’re a prick, you’re on fire, you’re retarded).

Part of me wanted to be all in her face saying, “No, YOU’RE retarded.” except I don’t really do that kind of thing.

Moments later I realized the joke and thought to myself, “Shit dude, your are retarded.”

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Busted Tees: Fuck Y*u

A Boy With No Legs — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:23:25 +0000

Another “fuck you” t-shirt. The description of this shirt from BustedTee’s says merely, “D*wn with cens*rship!”, which I think is retarded. Not only are they censoring themselves, they want people to pay money to wear a self-censored t-shirt.

This shirt would have been much cooler had they just went ahead and said it. But I guess if you want to be a pussy about it you can go with this pussy version. Fuck you.