Did Glenn Beck Rape and Murder a Young Girl In 1990?

Posted: September 4th, 2009 | Author: A Boy With No Legs | Filed under: Funny Tshirts | Tags: murder, shirt, t-shirt | 51 Comments »

This has everything to do with shirts. Especially the one Glenn Beck will take off his back when he trades in his grubby garb for a prisoners jumpsuit. That’s right, it’s only a matter of time before Glenn Beck is sent to prison.

New details have emerged in the strange and horrifying 1990 rape and murder case involving Fox News talking face Glenn Beck. According to documents recently obtained on the internet, Glenn Beck may have raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

I sure am shocked that Glenn Beck may have raped and murdered someone in 1990.

We must make sure Glenn Beck is found guilty of raping and murderering a young girl in 1990. Because if he did commit such a horrendous crime, he needs to go to prison for it.

Please use this hi-res image to print fliers or t-shirts and get the word out:

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You can take the image to Kinkos, make copies and post them up around town. Spread the word! Glenn Beck MUST be investigated in the alleged raping and murdering of a young girl in 1990!
Save the image and print up a t-shirt at SpreadShirt!, Zazzle, or Shirt City! Wear it with pride! Spread the word!

1 ConcernedCitizen said at 6:10 am on September 4th, 2009:
You sir, have made my day, week, month and year.

Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a girl in 1990? Why won’t he just come out and deny it? What is Glenn hiding?
2 A Boy With No Legs said at 6:13 am on September 4th, 2009:
This whole scenario is absolutely awful. How could Glenn Beck commit such a horrific crime? Why is he not denying it?

It just makes me sick that Glenn Beck might have raped and killed a 12 year old girl in 1990.
3 Name Withheld said at 10:17 am on September 4th, 2009:
This. Is. Awesome.

Thank you for being awesome.

I’m putting a link to this page on the main page of the site. Look for the link “This Evidence Takes The Shirt Off My Back”
4 ssteve60 said at 1:46 pm on September 4th, 2009:
No matter what you think of Glenn Beck, you have to ask “Is this a credible charge?”
If it is, then yes, he should be tried.
I’m no fan of this guy. In fact, I think he’s an idiot but he deserves due process.
Is it him or is it some other guy named Glenn Beck?….. OR….is this all just a smear campaign to defame this guy. Is anyone asking the local police department about this charge and confirming the facts? I doubt it.
Check there first. This could be just so much smoke.
5 Merrie said at 5:17 pm on September 4th, 2009:
Glen Beck a killer rapist? Who knew? I would have thought as much of Oriley but Glen Beck? I thought he was a little strange. better check his back yard! LOL MCB
6 New Yorker said at 5:30 pm on September 4th, 2009:
DID GLENN BECK RAPE A MURDER A YOUNG GIRL IN 1990? I don’t know, but we must find out. He’s one mentally ill dude, so anything is possible.
7 Random bystander said at 7:02 pm on September 4th, 2009:
I saw him do it…but I would never come forward. He might rape and kill me too!!
8 A Boy With No Legs said at 1:30 am on September 5th, 2009:
Name Withheld – No, thank you for you continued efforts regarding the 1990 rape and murder case involving Glenn Beck. Without your support, we may never know if Glenn Beck indeed raped and killed a 12 year old girl in 1990.

Random Bystander – You must come forward with any evidence you might have. The sooner we get evidence that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, the safer we’ll all be. Start snitchin’!

New Yorker – We are trying to find out if Glenn Beck indeed raped and killed that poor young girl back in 1990. If Mr. Beck brutally raped, tortured, and murdered that girl in 1990..well then that would just be terrible.

Merrie – Yeah, seriously. I knew he was a complete piece of shit. But to actually kidnap, rape, imprison, and brutally murder a young girl? That’s beyond comprehension. If you have ANY information that could help the investigation of Glenn Becks 1990 rape and murder spree, please inform the authorities!

ssteve60 – You’re oblivious.
9 JamesDobson said at 8:03 am on September 5th, 2009:
The American people have a right to know if a leading TV anchor is innocent of this terrible crime. Please buy these T-shirts, everybody!
10 Giggles Google said at 7:54 pm on September 6th, 2009:
HAHAHAHA, your idiots.
11 A Boy With No Legs said at 9:31 pm on September 6th, 2009:
Giggles Google – Thank you for that excellent display of idiocy. Anyone who doesn’t know the proper use of “your” and “you’re” surely takes the cake in my book. If you don’t have anything to contribute regarding the 1990 Glenn Beck rape and murder case, please go somewhere else. Otherwise, we would love to have you help us gather evidence in support of the theory that Glenn Beck brutally and mercilessly kidnapped, imprisoned, tortured, raped and killed two retarded 13 year old girls in 1492.
12 Did Glenn Beck Rape and Murder a Girl in 1990? | The Curiosity Blog said at 3:31 am on September 7th, 2009:
[...] media is too afraid that the truth will come out. But you can find more links to evidence here, here and [...]
13 EMR said at 3:56 pm on September 7th, 2009:
Very juvenile.

You’re literally just making shit up now to ridicule people.

How old are we now?
14 A Boy With No Legs said at 4:23 pm on September 7th, 2009:
EMR – Old enough to know that if Glenn Beck raped and murdered 3 young girls in 1983 he needs to be prosecuted for it. Thanks for taking the time to participate.
15 Concerned Citizen said at 8:08 pm on September 7th, 2009:
As much of a nut job as Glen Beck is, I’m shocked to think that he may be a sick, filthy, perverted, child raping, sodomizing, murderer. Not that I’m saying he is any of these things but if he’s innocent why isn’t he trying to refute these allegations? Seems suspicious. Perhaps he is unable to deal with the guilt. (Again, not that I’m accusing him of anything so evil.)
16 NIGEL IN ALLCAPS FOR A LIMITED TIME said at 10:23 pm on September 7th, 2009:
This is horrible! 1990, 1983 and 1492! Not only has he raped and murdered (and EATEN!) young girls, but this suggests he is also a vampire (which explains the eating)! A CRAZY MORMON VAMPIRE! THEY ARE THE WORST, BECAUSE CROSSES DON’T WORK ON THEM!!!!

OMG I’m so upset that there’s a vampire on the teevee!
17 Name required said at 6:45 am on September 8th, 2009:
I know for a fact that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 but I love him so much I’ll never come forward. Maybe if I was given money…..
18 A Boy With No Legs said at 6:50 am on September 8th, 2009:
Vampire or not, the question still stands; Did Glenn Beck rape, murder, and torture 3 young girls on November 5th, 1955?
19 Name required said at 6:56 am on September 8th, 2009:
A boy with no legs- yes!!
20 Doug E. Doug said at 4:14 pm on September 8th, 2009:
I have heard from several people that Glenn Beck may have raped and murdered a young girl in 1990! Several people! In fact, I heard that Sarah Palin tweeted about it last week. I am very concerned that Mr. Beck has not yet provided proof that he didn’t do this, when there are many people talking about the possibility that he did.
21 Glenn Beck said at 9:59 pm on September 8th, 2009:
I raped and murdered that girl in 1990, are you happy now?
22 Name required said at 7:09 am on September 9th, 2009:
So….Mr. Beck, you say “[You] raped and murdered that girl in 1990″, but….which girl? I mean, I know about “that” girl you raped and murdered in 1990, but the American people are inquiring about “the” girl you raped and murdered in 1990.
23 blah said at 10:48 am on September 9th, 2009:
You people are what is wrong with America. Innocent until proven guilty, prove him guilty or STFU and move on.
24 browndog said at 7:48 am on September 10th, 2009:
blah,
The best for Glenn Beck to prove he is not guilty is for him to step up and deny these charges. He has not done that. One has to wonder why. Is it because the charges are true?
25 Joe T said at 8:49 am on September 10th, 2009:
We’re not saying that he did it. Most of us think he’s probably innocent, but we can’t know for sure unless he at least denies it. All we want are some simple answers.
26 King of all Media said at 11:01 am on September 10th, 2009:
I had a guest on my show that has specific knowledge of this crime!
27 Penis Envy said at 6:53 pm on September 10th, 2009:
He (allegedly) did my poodle too, but in reverse order. Killed then raped (allegedly). He has never (allegedly) apologized or denied doing it.
Where is his birth certificate? How do we know he wasn’t born in Nazi Germany or in Communist USSR? He has never denied being a Nazi or a Communist. Nor has he denied teabagging his gym teacher. Nor has he denied being a muslim and jehovah’s witness. If he isn’t any of these things, why doesn’t he come out and say it?????
28 BSAFE said at 7:02 pm on September 10th, 2009:
I am horrified to learn that Glenn Beck may have raped and murdered multiple young girls and boys since 1990. I have Heard from a Good Source, that Rush Limbaugh provided pain killers to DRUG the children prior to the rapes to keep them subdued during the torture!!! I am very scared.For all children.Now if he were to deny these allegations………….
29 Wreck Ball said at 7:30 pm on September 10th, 2009:
I for one don’t believe the allegations, but I have to wonder: Why won’t he simply deny it?
30 Palin'slesbianlvr said at 7:34 pm on September 10th, 2009:
Why will Glenn not refute the allegations that he may have murdered and raped two girls in 1990 and that Roger Ailes covered it up so Glenn Beck could be on the teevee machine later in his post Glenn Beck is purported to have murdered and raped two girls in 1990 life?

Why, is it because Glenn Beck plans to murder and rape young girls when they are covered under Obamacare’s public option health insurance, therby blaming Prez Obama for their deaths?
31 Broken WeeWee said at 8:25 pm on September 10th, 2009:
It was 16 years ago tonight. I was a young man then when I was rapped and my WeeWee assulted by a man who called himself Glenn Beck. I don’t know why he did this to me and I don’t remember his face cause it was buried on my WeeWee, but I will never forget his name.
32 Another Angle said at 4:02 am on September 11th, 2009:
Has anyone considered that Glenn Beck might be a serial rapist? He might have done this many times before 1990 and many times since.

If he has committed rape multiple times, he should give himself up.
33 Harvey Knowles said at 4:19 am on September 11th, 2009:
This entire rape and murder charge was created by Glenn Beck’s publicist to divert attention from Beck’s pedaphile charges in 1997 which were covered up by Bush’s FBI Director. He should not be allowed to hide this ugly episode from the public.
34 blah this said at 9:52 am on September 11th, 2009:
Why does Beck get to accuse others of never committed crimes yet when the tables turn it’s “You people are what is wrong with America. Innocent until proven guilty, prove him guilty or STFU and move on.”?
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander, but in Glen Beck’s case we don’t need a high standard. He forfeited any rights to any sort of standards.
35 Pooh Bear said at 12:13 pm on September 11th, 2009:
Glenn Beck, if you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING.
I have a photo copy of a birth certificate that proves you are not an american but that you were born in Albania to communist parents. The acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree.
IF YOU DID NOT ENGAGE IN BESTIALITY WITH A DONKEY IN 2004, NOW IS THE TIME TO DENY IT!
WE’VE SEEN THE YOU-TUBE VIDEO OF YOU STEALING THE TIP MONEY OFF THE TABLE IN CRACKERBARREL RESTAURANT, CHEATING THAT POOR WAITRESS. STOP IT!!!!!
36 beevee said at 5:52 am on September 12th, 2009:
First, Glenn Beck must prove, a longform birth certificate from Kenya, that he is indeed the murder rapist from 1990. Second, his name in prison will be Becky, bwaaaahahahahha, poor little Becky!
37 RW Logic said at 5:54 am on September 13th, 2009:
All of this is just a diversionary tactic so the socialist left can sweep in their radical, dangerous agendas on us.

America is, by definition, the best. Therefore any attempts to change it, by getting health care for all, lowering our dependence on oil, or giving gay people the right to marry, would clearly make us not the best. I don’t think we should all be focusing on this rape and murder case when the real danger is Obama giving health care to people who can’t afford it. This is America! We don’t help the poor.
38 Phelbin said at 8:22 am on September 15th, 2009:
I hear Beck is rounding up his goon squad of highly paid attorneys to put a stop to these allegations. How much money is he spending on this? Anyone see a number anywhere? I think it’s about $100,000 and counting. By Saturday it could be $200,000! Why would Glen Beck spend $200,000 on high priced attorneys if these rumors weren’t true? What are you hiding, Mr. Beck?! You can’t hide behind your attorneys and money forever!
39 dp said at 8:34 am on September 18th, 2009:
We must make sure Glenn Beck is found guilty of raping and murderering a young girl in 1990. Because if he did commit such a horrendous crime, he needs to go to prison for it.

Shouldn’t we make sure he is guilty before we make sure he is “found guilty”. From the research I have done, a Glenn Beck, could be the rapist, but it is not the Glenn Beck from FoxNews. Please get facts before spreading these lies. The absent of a denial is not an admission of guilt and we must not ever get to the point where we believe it is.
40 Getting to the bottom... said at 5:14 pm on September 18th, 2009:
This is getting ridiculous guys. RW Logic is right. We should focus on what is important. America is the best. Lets put away the true criminals. The rapists, murderers, murdering rapists. And the pedophiliac, murdering, raping, necrophiliac, sodomites such as “alledgedly” Glenn Beck. I don’t know if he did kidnap, murder, and then sodomise that young boy in 1990, but if he didn’t I hope and pray that he would just supply the evidence. It’s easy Glenn just supply a valid life certificate of the young man.
41 MountainsofTeddyBEARS said at 10:35 am on October 4th, 2009:
This is so frustrating!!!

Why won’t he just DENY it?!?!
42 Mikha-el said at 12:16 pm on October 4th, 2009:
It’s worse than that, Phelbin; Beck is seeking to silence these worrisome accusations through international tribunal, and not in US courts of law. He wants to destroy US sovereignty just to silence honest debate!

Why does Glenn Beck hate America so much?
43 VietnamEraVet said at 9:35 am on October 6th, 2009:
Its obvious to me that there should be a fair and balanced discussion of the two sides of this issue as to whether or not raping and killing by Beck is or is not justifiable.

I think we should have a national discussion of this issue paying careful attention and showing respect for both opinions… in a fair and balanced way, of course.
44 RIMan said at 9:41 am on October 6th, 2009:
What is most disturbing about this is the shocking way the media has cooperated in hiding the evidence.
45 Jefe23 said at 2:17 pm on October 9th, 2009:
It really is unsettling that Glenn Beck has denied neither the rape and murder of a girl in 1990, not the rumor that he persists in beating his wife to this day.

I think this is to be expected from an illegal alien, however. I know he has an alleged “birth certificate”, but how do we know its a real birth certificate? How can we trust the issuing state. I think we should deport him to wherever he came from and that country can worry about whether he raped and murdered a girl in 1990.
46 BlueBlood said at 7:49 am on October 27th, 2009:
Beck self-published a novel under a psuedonym which details the crime, but of course he won’t stand up and deny this either.
47 Guitar God said at 11:14 pm on November 10th, 2009:
This is fucking stupid. Don’t go around accusing people of things that we don’t even know about. I like how someone exposes the government and someone else starts rumors about him because they know he’s right. GROW THE FUCK UP!
48 A Boy With No Legs said at 1:33 am on November 11th, 2009:
Play us a sweet lick, Guitar God. Because your bullshit’s on FIRE!

I have a hard time keeping the secret to myself, especially when someone like you starts chiming in. I teeter on whether or not let you in on the joke, but I just laugh instead. I laugh at how stupid and humorless you people are. Fuckin’ serious belly laughs erupt from deep within my bowels, never make it to my mouth, and end up farting out of my ass. I know it doesn’t make sense, but I fart my laughs out of my ass. You have to be here to understand.

But the truth is, you really do have to be fart laughingly retarded to not see what’s going on here. Glenn Beck fart raped and killed a fart dog in 1955.
49 Sully said at 12:41 pm on November 21st, 2009:
I have a phone in my house that is saved exclusivly for Glenn Beck to call and refute the claim that he did in fact rape and kill a girl in 1990. The phone has yet to ring. I wonder why? America, I’m just a normal guy like you who want to ask a question and get the truth. Did Glenn Beck rape and kill a little girl in 1990? Why won’t he deny these horrible claims? I’m just asking questions here because I love America and I think we all deserve to know.
50 Gimme shelter said at 7:16 am on November 24th, 2009:
I just heard from a friend about this, that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

I did a search. What I found was, that he defended himself against charges that said “Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.”

Listen guys, anyone who believes Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 has no idea what they are talking about.

Just because Glenn Beck likes the Rolling Stones does not mean he condones rape and murder!

He’s an honest man and if he did rape and murder a young girl in 1990 people would have asked the courts to convict Glenn Beck for raping and murdering a young girl in 1990. But he was found not guilty!

So in conclusion: it is not true that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. As far as I know.
51 Mountain Man Morrie said at 5:13 am on December 27th, 2009:
Even in little old New zealand,people know of Glenn Becks hidden past,of mass murder.
It wasnt just one young girl.
He done a whole bunch of them,but at least he done right thing,and raped them first.